It’s just one of those days.
Everyone is my enemy.
Food is my friend.
I just want to buy a video game and play it alone in the dark.

I am indeed going to drive up your asshole.

This old ass bitch was got all butt hurt because he thought I was following him to closely. So he brake checked me and then proceeded to yell at me when we got to my apartment complex, apparently he is my “neighbor”.

I hope he dies in a terrifying car accident. If you are too old and too stupid to know how to drive, get the fuck off the road.

(Source: cartoon-nation)

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SO READY TO QUIT MY JOB AND WORK AT DA LIQUOR STORE.

Yus.

I HATE IT.

(Source: happinessisthesongshesings, via morganfantastic)

After work…
Buy mint chocolate chip icecream.
Eat icecream while playing donkey kong.
Resist urges to eat a pizza.
Buy a pizza.
Eat pizza alone.
Wallow in a pool of self pity.
Hope that my period doesn’t start.

(Source: melaniecarol, via mirrors-and-fevers)